JS Online: The Morning Mail
What a great letter today from John Beatty in Stallis:
Clearly, the time has come to rename all sports teams at all levels, amateur and professional, the Progressives. Doing this has the dual purpose of eliminating all quibbling about team names and ensuring that no player's self-esteem is harmed by too many fans rooting for the opposition, since they would all be rooting for everyone. Further, it offends no one with fractious images and insensitive mascots.
Let's just settle this issue once and for all so we can get on to more important things that will determine the future of our civilization, such as the Michael Jackson trial.
