I am sitting here sifting through my RSS feeds from the day and transferring a bunch of Buffet onto my Dell DJ20 in preparation for my innaugural post-college Spring Break and came across this gem.
Orioles pitcher Eric DuBose was arrested and charged with driving under the influence early Monday morning in Sarasota, Fla., before making a start later that day at the team's minor league complex. He was released on $500 bond.
The report states DuBose informed Clark he had "a couple" drinks at the Cafe Gardens and Daquiri Deck in Sarasota. When instructed to recite the alphabet, DuBose allegedly said, "I'm from Alabama, and they have a different alphabet."
That is stupendous!
nod to Baseball Musings
